100 Things To Do Before I Die

1. Go to a rave
2. Go to a wild college party
3. Get drunk and black out
4. Spend a night drunk on the streets of London
5. Shoplift chewing gum from a variety store
6. Get pulled over from a cop for speeding
7. Go to a strip club
8. Watch the entire series of That 70's Show
9. Meet a Pornstar
10. Spend a night in a Venezuelan jail
11. Go to a gay bar
12. Date twins.....at the same time
13. Drink wine in Paris
14. Get the complete "college experience"
15. Meet the Sohodolls
16. Eat real Italian food in Italy
17. Attend a cricket match
18. Go to Spring Break in Tijuana
19. Get hitched in Vegas
20. Get it annulled the next day
21. Crash a wedding
22. Sneak into the Vatican
23. Meet Stan Lee
24. Attend Comic Con
25. Attend New York Fashion Week
26. Make out with the girl of my dreams
27. Make a blog
28. Commit a crime and get away with it
29. Go on Judge Judy
30. Go cow tipping
31. Meet Drake
32. Kiss Halle Berry
33. Attend Wimbledon
34. Be a movie extra
35. Have a gay friend
36. Trash a hotel room
37. Sweet talk my way out of a ticket
38. Go to church
39. Smoke a joint ( for medical purposes only...lol)
40. Join Greenpeace
41. Buy a baby seal leather Jacket
42. Get kicked out of Greenpeace
43. Get into a bar fight
44. Get kicked out of Arby's
45. Try online dating at least once
46. Get kicked out of a buffet restaurant for eating too much
47. Eat gummy bears for a week straight
48. Go to the ER
49. Curse an immigration officer in MIA
50. Get deported
51. Sneak across the US/Mexico border
52. Meet Shane from the L word
53. Go on a Mediterranean Cruise
54. Go sky diving
55. Volunteer at a retirement home
56. Cheat on SAT's
57. Sneak into an R rated movie
58. Disprove the theory of evolution
59. Witness a solar eclipse
60. Attend an Olympics
61. Learn an instrument
62. Learn Japanese
63. Do what the ppl on tv do in airplane bathrooms
64. curse out one of your high school teachers
65. Crash a party
66. Go to the red district in Amsterdam
67. Eat hash brownies
68. Get asked for sex by a random stranger
69. Menage a trois...lol
70. Go ice skating
71. Get arrested in Dubai for indecent behavior
72. Go to spring break in Fort Lauderdale
73. Get checked out by over 10 guys
74. Meet M. Night Shyamalan ......and cuff him down
75. Then kindly ask him back for the $35 I spent on The last airbender
76. Sing Dancing Queen by Abba in a karaoke competion
77. Do an encore with dontcha by the pussycat dolls
78. Learn to sing time to say goodbye
79. In Italian
80. Start a vlog
81. Sell this blog for a movie/book deal
82. Make a cameo appearance on the guild
83. Learn a second language
84. French kiss in France ( where it is weirdly called English kissing, or so I've heard)
85. Go to the run of the bulls in Spain (from a safe distance of course)
86. Try to convert a lesbian
87. Go to carnival in Rio
88. Finish watching Degrassi
89. Sue MTV (especially for ruining Skins)
90. Join a band
91. Get a degree
92. Flip off a person in authority
93. Donate to charity
94. Confess my sins to a priest
95. Make amends with God
96. Flirt with nurse on your deathbed
97. Only to let her give you more morphine
98. Read the Bible
99. Write a memoir of your life
100. Get a movie deal on that too